Bob grew up in a posh house where he always said please and thank you and never was mean to anyone, he made his parents proud with straight B's in school. he maintains he would have had A's had he not had 6 other guys homework to do at the same time.) Striking out on his own from his parents basement aged 37 he went it Journalism where he got a job interviewing people for the local paper, it brought in enough money but he was soon let go, seemingly without just cause... Bob and his [then] friend Mack sued the newspaper for thousands. With his new found wealth Bob came to america to continue with his interviewing.

He quickly bought a house and because of his money attracted the attention of hookers...a former one even married him, for love she claimed. Bob continued his life of luxery frequenting clubs and casinos for several years, eventually however Bob would gamble away his fortune. Alex Remis found him in a bar one night pouring his heart out, Alex took pity on him and brought him to work in the VCW interviewing the superstars.

Things went well for Bob until the year 2008 which saw the arrival of Freakazoid and Spawn, The Protection. Bob was assigned the task of interviewing each member. Bobs interviewing technique would soon earn the wrath of these superstars causing him to be beaten several times, however as a failed journalest he was unable to find work anywhere else so he stuck it out. Unfortunatly for Bob things would go from bad to worse with the arrival of Chris Combat as the newest member of the Protection.

During this time Bobs wife got tired of him and with the money being gone she moved on to better things and returned to dancing at bars. Bob is currently under restraining order from her. Chris Combat would eventually move into Bobs house and generally make his life hell, despite Chris constantly claiming that they are "friends". Bob continues to work for the VCW.

Vital Statistics
Height: 5'5''
Weight: 115 lbs
Hometown: Cardiff, Wales
Date of Birth: 29/01/1967
Theme: 'Gay Bar' by Electric 6
Disposition: Neutral

Accomplishments
None

Trivia (if applicable)

• "Bob is recently divorced."
• "Most of Bob's career has been enduring offence from The Protection."
• "Chris Combat seems to have moved into Bob's house without knowing."
• "Bob was given his name after Freakazoid refused to learn his real name."
• "Chris Combat seems to destroy most of Bob's stuff."
• "Bob's career has been saved numerous times by Chris Combat, but ruined by Freakazoid."
• "Rumours are that Bob has recently become gay."
• "The theme song and music video were put together by The Protection."
• "Bob tried to enter a singing competition, but was disqualifed when somebody placed cocaine in his pocket."
• "Bob has wet himself on numerous occasions during interviews."
• "Bob is the 1987 regional runner up for best meat loaf impression"